Review - Fred 3: Camp Fred (2012)

        Hey guys, Chuck here. Recall back to 2020, I reviewed both Fred: The Movie and Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred. Well, it's taken a while, but I'm finally at a point where I am ready to finish this stupid-ass trilogy off. This is my review of Fred 3: Camp Fred, starring Lucas Cruikshank, Jake Weary, Carlos Knight, and Tom Arnold, with appearances by John Cena, Siobhan Fallon Hogan, and Daniella Monet. 

       The movie opens on the last day of school, and Fred is excited for summer vacation, as he's hoping to attend summer camp at Camp Superior, which is the best summer camp ever. However, his cheapskate of a mother couldn't afford the cost, and she sends him to the WORST summer camp ever with easily the most stupid-ass camp name in history: Camp Iwannapeepee. And, yes, even the movie itself acknowledges how stupid the camp's name is. And, we meet the camp director Floyd, who is just ridiculously jolly in this movie. 

      Oh, and if you thought the camp's name was bad, that's nothing. The camp itself is an absolute shit hole. The lake is disgusting, the staff is terrible, there's a three-legged horse, and the food is absolutely terrible, and Fred thinks it's being drugged. Hell, the place is so bad, that it even drives John Cena out of the movie aside of his obligatory cameo. Yeah, the camp is that bad. But, it's not completely terrible. You see, a few of the campers have set up an underground space called "The Rat's Hole," which is filled with fun games and activities, and it turns out that the campers created it as a getaway spot. As for the "drugs." Yeah, those are just vitamins to make the camp food more nutritious. 

      So, Fred, along with a group of campers named Magoo, Chatter, Spoon, and Dig, is finally enjoying the camp, and finds that there's going to be an inter camp competition against, who else, Camp Superior. And, I kid you not, both Kevin and his friend Diesel are part of the Camp Superior team. Initially, Camp Superior kicks the crap out of Fred and the rest of Camp Iwannapeepee early in the competition, but Fred and the other eventually turn their fortunes around and win the competition. Whoopdee fucking doo. Anyway, summer comes to an end, and all the campers go back home. Oh, and Fred's mom is now dating a pizza delivery guy. 

        No need to sugarcoat it, this movie sucks ass. It is easily the worst of the three Fred movies, and all three of them were insanely bad. Now, the idea of Fred in summer camp isn't a bad idea, but the movie just goes out of its way to make the camp just be the most disgusting place there is. I have no interest in going into detail about this movie, because it just ain't worth it. I'm giving Fred 3: Camp Fred a rating of 0.5/5. Don't even waste a minute on this absolute crap fest. 

       Anyway guys, this is Chuck signing off, and my next review will be for the 2019 movie Men in Black: International.

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